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dancetothebeats:

Pussy Is Mine - Miguel

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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

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masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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So if a guy took a Polyjuice Potion and became a woman and got pregnant within the hour, would he still be pregnant once he turned back?

bemusedlybespectacled:

amelia-amy-pond:

dontworrybekarl:

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tumblr gets deep

Welcome to the Harry Potter fandom’s many justifications for mpreg.

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