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"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

I actually think I know less than what I did when I was younger. 

dear god yes. Kindergarten was like “yeah i could probably rule the entire world why aren’t I president yet” and now i’m just “how do i get out of bed”

what the hell happened

(via gold-spirit)


WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot

(via hbbeach)

I love the way girls fuck. I love how they try so hard to be quiet, but when the right spot is stroked at exactly the right time, they can’t help but let a moan escape. I love how around family they’re so sweet and innocent, but in the bedroom they bite and moan like the bad girl they are. I love how she feels against me, and I love to hear how I feel against her. I love when our bodies combine as one and I can feel her soul intertwine with mine. I love the taste of her, I love her scent. I love the love scars she gives me. I love the way we make love.

(Source: cardmecameron, via oceansighsandbloodshoteyes)


a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life


(Source: netlfix, via hbbeach)

(via dopeynumber1)

(via heybisssh)

She will cry. She will cry until her throat hurts and her eyes can’t stay open. She will cry for hours on end until she finally collects herself, only to burst into tears again a second later. She will cry until she thinks she will never be able to get over him, never be able to feel whole again. But one day, she will pick herself up, hold her head high, and walk into the distance, and she’ll never look back… not even once.


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"Tate is so cute! I wish I had a boyfriend like him!"


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